Iată cum ar trebui traduse câteva nume de localitaţi autohtone DOAR în cazul în care am fi vizitaţi de mai mulţi turişti.

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> Adâncata – The Deep Lady

> Adunaţii Copăceni - Gathered Tree People

> Afumaţi – Neversober

> Aiud – Wet Garlic

> Alba Iulia – White Julia

> Baia de Aramă – Copper Bathroom

> Baia Mare – The Big Bathroom

> Băicoi – Youball

> Beclean – Be clean

> Breaza – Smart Ass

> Broşteni – The Froggies

> Buhuşi – Boo

> Buneşti – The Kind Place

> Buşteni – Logs

> Buzău -Really Fat Lip

> Călăraşi - Silly-dressed Folks on Horses

> Câmpulung Moldovenesc – The Long Moldavian Field

> Carei – Who Is It?

> Ciocăneşti – The Hammers

> Ciorogârla -Nigger-River

> Constanţa - The Steadiness

> Cugir – With Endorsement

> Dor Mărunt - Miniature Melancholy

> Fierbinţi –The Hot People

> Fundu Moldovei – Moldavia’s Ass

> Grăniceri – The Customs People

> Gura Humorului – Humour’s Mouth

> Huşi – Shoo

> Întorsura Buzăului – Really Twisted Fat Lip

> Mişca – It Moves

> Năvodari - Networkers

> Oneşti - The Sincere

> Periam – I Was Brushing

> Piatra Neamţ – German Stone

> Piteşti – Youdohide

> Roşiori de Vede – If He Sees All Red

> Satchinez- Chineze Village

> Satu-Mare - The Rather Roomy Rural Community

> Săvârşin – The Doing

> Sângeorz-Băi – Blood Barley Bathtub

> Sebeş – He Farts

> Slatina - Slut Tina

> Slobozia - A Very Wrong Local Tradition

> Târgu Frumos - The Aesthetically Pleasing Bazaar

> Tomnatic – Autumny

> Urlaţi - Gimme Some Noise

> Vaslui - Recipient/Jar/Container

> Videle – Voids

> Vişeu de Sus – Upstairs Toilet

> Voluntari - Town of Unpaid Assistants